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September 17th     12:09 am

bikinipowerbottom:

billiamswheatdown:

ladygagarbage:

when you masturbate twice on the same day

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When you finger yourself while masturbating

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when you try to suck your dick and you break your ribs

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September 16th     10:11 pm

I have decided to switch into an English class last minute and drop French so if anyone wants to explain the first three quarters of sense and sensibility to me hmu

September 16th     9:36 pm

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September 16th     9:14 pm

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September 16th     9:12 pm

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September 16th     9:11 pm

panic/anxiety attack

nothingeverlost:

chris-sid:

jaspinder:

  • breath in for 4 seconds
  • hold your breath for 7 seconds
  • exhale breath for 8 seconds

repeat once or twice more.

This causes an autonomic nervous system shift from a sympathetic (fight or flight reaction) state to a parasympathetic response.

Use this for panic/anxiety attacks, exams, presentations.

Never not reblog

This works.
It also works for hiccups.

(via hoiist)

September 16th     9:10 pm

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September 16th     9:09 pm

bogleech:

IF YOU DO NOT REBLOG THIS A SKELETON WILL SNEAK INTO YOUR HOUSE AND MAKE AN ELABORATE SANDWICH AND USE THE SAME EXACT KNIFE FOR EVERY CONDIMENT WITHOUT CLEANING IT OFF

(via ppixxie)

September 16th     4:43 pm

thebeatofyourlifeline:

Parks and Recreation 2x1

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September 16th     10:27 am

did-you-kno:

Octopuses decorate their “front yards” by placing shells and remnants of their meals outside of their dens. This is how divers find them when they’re hiding.  Source

did-you-kno:

Octopuses decorate their “front yards” by placing shells and remnants of their meals outside of their dens. This is how divers find them when they’re hiding. Source

(via hoiist)

September 16th     1:04 am

tinycatfeet:

me to all of my friends in relationships

tinycatfeet:

me to all of my friends in relationships

(via lightningblood)

September 16th     12:29 am

wyattsalazar:

the “you live with your parents” insult is really flaccid because a metric shitton of cultures don’t see “leave the house forever” as some grandiose moment of liberation that’s so important to the development of a person that it has to happen as fast as possible. until i came to the USA i didn’t know a single person who was pressured by their parents to leave the house because they’re “too old to stay there” or whatever. in puerto rico it is really common to stay with your parents until they and you are both stable enough that you can leave. whaddaya know, there are cultures that don’t place a stigma on being poor or wanting to care for your family or needing your family to care for you for some other reason.

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September 16th     12:28 am

trenchcoatinimpala:

things you don’t point out about people:

  • acne
  • cuts
  • Scars
  • body hair in places you’re not used to it being???
  • fat rolls/curves
  • how much/how little they’re eating
  • how skinny they are/what bones they can see because of how skinny they are
  • How fat they are.
  • If they have crooked or misaligned teeth maybe even yellowed
  • If they sweat a lot

don’t do it

don’t

(Source: fishingboatstops, via tentakrule)

September 15th     10:29 pm

September 15th     8:55 pm

Ancient Peruvians threw stuff down a drain: maybe it was ritual, probably just trash.

lolmythesis:

Archaeology, Stanford University

Challenging Ritual and Exploring Deposition within the Canals of Chavín de Huántar

s.t.